Will Apple replace my iPhone 2g that is out of warranty for a free iPhone 4g if there is a large strip of dead pixels on the screen, messed up home button, one tiny scratch on the screen, phone crashes a lot, runs slow and many more problems?

Will Apple replace my iPhone 2g that is out of warranty for a free iPhone 4g or a 3gs or 3g if there is a large strip of dead pixels on the screen, messed up home button, one tiny scratch on the screen, phone crashes a lot, runs slow, screen doesnt brighten when phone started up, and the sleep button either doesn't work or has a slow reaction when pressed? I really don't have money to buy a new phone right now and really don't want to keep this one.