Well, with none of your solutions doing me any good, and trying restoring to default 3 times with no success ... I went to visit the "genius". Well, he restored it again with no volume sliders re-appearing anywhere, brushed away at various contacts, and then declared that "I have a hardware issue". In an even stranger announcement, he proclaimed that if I was within warranty he'd just give me a new one, but outside of warrenty there is nothing that he can do. So, in warranty, this is a problem for which they admit fault, out of warranty, it's got nothing to do with them.
First off, the idea that this is a hardware issue is pure bunk. iPad2 worked perfectly in ios5, no sound (except alarm clock, which works normally) in ios6. That is the only thing that changed ... one minute perfect, the next minute silent. The hardware was just fine before update ... faulty post-update? Sorry, that's not how these things work. Plug in headphones ... sound. Which makes it even weirder that after looking very hard for something to blame my problem on, he pronounced that it must be my dock connector ... which has never caused a problem before, but is suddenly "a hardware issue".
E-mail to several places at Apple ... no response. Apple is treating me like I have the plague on this one and won't even deal with it. I have never experienced this kind of thing with Apple, a company that has always been perfectly straight with me, but now is making excuses, making things up, and just hoping that I'll go away.
I'm very disappointed ... I feel like a good friend of 20 years has just turned on me. These are signs to me that it's tough to be the biggest company in the world and stay honest. Reecent decisions like getting rid of Google maps and YouTube, putting out an ios update that is faulty in numerous ways, and making an iPhone5 that has a build quality that doesn't feel up to Apple standards (the thing feels like a plastic toy) have me wondering ... none of this is the Apple that I've know and been extremely loyal to for 20+ years. I'm more and more looking other places for technology ...
Hey Apple ... why not act like you care just a little bit, and at least admit that some things have gone wrong? That is literally all that I wanted. Give me the real story that this update has problems, and suggest that you at least are trying to solve the issues. That's how you did things in the past ... well, actually, you were even better than that.