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Ipad 3 Announced!!!!

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James Ward4 Level 7 Level 7 (23,125 points)
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Apr 1, 2011 5:39 AM
Apple has announced the pending release of the iPad3 including the following new features:

~Full support for Flash with a complementary kiss Adobe's A$$ feature
~Self correcting "Living Polymer" to correct any light leakage
~Upgraded speed and a 1000GB storage
~Full support for USB conectivity includingto household appliances
~A full feature coffee maker app built in
~Five year Battery charge (stand by)
~Full replacement service for any who drops, kicks or stomps on the device
~Full trade in for any item previously purchased within the last ten years

In addition, Apple is guarantying availability and +1 hour+ shipping for online orders anywhere in the world (except Antartica).

*Oh and by the way - April Fool's!*

<for those outsdie the US, google it :) >
MacBook Pro, Mac OS X (10.6.6), iPad, iPod, Airport Express
  • Demo Level 9 Level 9 (73,720 points)
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    Apr 1, 2011 5:42 AM (in response to James Ward4)
    You are a sick puppy! I love it! ROFL!
    MacBook Pro 13", Mac OS X (10.5.8), Intel iMac (Tiger 10.4.11) MacBook White 13" (10.5.8) iPad 32g (iOS 4.2)
  • Michael Black Level 6 Level 6 (17,835 points)
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    Apr 1, 2011 5:55 AM (in response to James Ward4)
    I knew right away it was a joke, since the real specs say it is run from a butane micro-fuel cell that lasts a millenium on just an ounce of fuel.

    ...can't find where to pre-order though...
    2.53GHz MBPro unibody, iPhone 4, Mac OS X (10.6.6)
  • Meg St._Clair Level 8 Level 8 (37,465 points)
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    Apr 1, 2011 6:01 AM (in response to James Ward4)
    It doesn't make toast? What kind of 3rd gen tablet doesn't make toast? Just another example of Apple restricting our freedom of consumption by only offering us coffee. I am not buying one!
    MacBook Core 2 Duo, Mac OS X (10.6.5), Current iPods: 3 Gen Nano, 1st Gen Touch, 3G Touch, 6th gen Nano, iPad 1 & 2
  • PogoPossum Level 4 Level 4 (2,505 points)
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    Apr 1, 2011 6:03 AM (in response to James Ward4)
    I'm waiting for ipad4 if it can't grind beans.
    iOS 4, iPhone 3GS, 16 GB wifi iPad, Windows 7
  • Julian Wright Level 7 Level 7 (34,835 points)
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    Apr 1, 2011 6:21 AM (in response to James Ward4)
    Oh and by the way - April Fool's!
    (for those outside the US, google it )


    Why? Are you making the (incorrect) assumption that April Fool's Day originated in the US, and only US people know about it?
    iMac 20", MacBook, Time Capsule, Airport Express, AppleTV 2, Mac OS X (10.6.6 + 10.7) - iPhone 3GS 32GB, iPad WiFi 32GB
  • GENE GOLDENSTEIN Level 1 Level 1 (115 points)
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    Apr 1, 2011 7:03 AM (in response to James Ward4)
    Mine is being shipped now.
    First stop Bora,Bora?
  • Mark TL Calculating status...
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    Apr 1, 2011 7:26 AM (in response to James Ward4)
    Good one , I was saying WTH, I just got the ipad2, LMBO.
    MacPro 8 Core / iMac / iPhone 4/Airport Extreme X2, Mac OS X (10.6.7), iPad2 wifi 3G /Macbook Pro
  • Apfelwurm Level 4 Level 4 (1,685 points)
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    Apr 1, 2011 8:04 AM (in response to Julian Wright)
    There is controversy around the origin of April Fools' Day.

    I believe it was introduced many centuries after the last cave person died and many centuries before the first iPad was announced.

    This is what the corresponding Wikipedia article has to report:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AprilFools%27Day
    iPad 2 (+3G), iPod touch 4, iOS 4, Laptop Windows 7 64-bit
  • Robert Fay Calculating status...
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    Apr 1, 2011 9:42 AM (in response to Meg St._Clair)
    I thought we were in the post-toast era.
    MacBook Pro 13, Mac OS X (10.6.2)
  • Alan Abentrod Level 1 Level 1 (45 points)
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    Apr 1, 2011 9:45 AM (in response to James Ward4)
    Lame
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  • red555 Level 4 Level 4 (2,550 points)
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    Apr 1, 2011 9:50 AM (in response to James Ward4)
    Like.
    Did they improve the camera? I'd like a telephoto lens included. Also an integrated tripod.
    IMac, Windows 7, iPad 3G, iPhone 4, iOS 4
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