Why do we have to use iCloud?
It says that Mail Accounts aren't available on iCloud and that synching won't happen so how will I get my Mail. What is the point of iCloud if it's not synching Mail?
Please explain in simple layman's language what this is about for a bemused dinosaur.
I have no idea what you saw but mail accounts (.mac and .me) are available on iCloud. If you are trying to get iCloud to transport some other providers mail (like Google, or AOL) it won't happen.
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