Currently Being ModeratedNov 19, 2012 10:55 PM (in response to Don Fuego)
The battery has now started swelling, until I can no longer press down and click on the trackpad. This laptop does not have a removable battery, so I can not remedy the situation since it requires special tools.
The battery is still swelling as I type. I guess I will spend the rest of the day, watching as my $3000 laptop slowly explodes from within and dies while I'm helplessly patting it on its lid, whispering "there... there..."
Again, Thank You, Apple!