Q: I can't deauthorize any computers

I have 5 old computers that are now dead and unusable.

I forgot to enable the I am a frigging psychic feature in iTunes before they decided to not BOOT UP AGAIN.

It tells me I already used the "deathorize all computers" WHICH I HAVE NEVER DONE.

Now it tells me I have to wait for some distant future date before I can do it again, when I have never done so before.

Could someone dig up old Steve and have him fire the morons who incorporated Gestapo and Obama style nonsensical  punitive features that are showing up to punish me even though no crime has been committed?

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Oh thank you so much.