Craigwd, Duane and Spudnuty, thanks for your helpful replies.
I absent-mindedly said 'Compuserve' when I meant 'Comp USA.' Before we drag the guy out back and beat him like a pinata, I should say that the Comp USA sales guy, previously referred to as the "poser," cautioned that his theory might not work and that I should make sure to return my purchases within their 14-day period. Like a guy on a date with a pretty girl, he seemed unsure of himself, so I can't accuse him of anything but uncertainty.
Spudnuty, I think that 20" monitor of which you speak is in my future.
Thanks again, gents!
Rick