Apple Ergonomic Keyboard... I'll be good, I promise

The new ultra-thin Apple keyboards are a dream. I bought one, I used it for a week, and I promptly put it away because it was killing my hands.

As much as I loved the keypress feel/action, the layout, the engineering, and everything else about the keyboard, I just don't bend that way anymore.

Please give us an Ergonomic keyboard that's as spectacular and well-engineered as your other products? I'd really love to stop buying beige plastic third-party alternatives that only last 6 months.

Please?