Flux capacitors

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Flux capacitors

I'm running flux capacitor v5.0.4 and am having trouble returning to 1968. I've done a search on the web site and can't find the upgrade to v 5.1. Do I need to reconfigure the frammitz and up the woozzit to the 6.0 version with the increased voltage thingamabob OR can I get back to the future using my old mac pro with only 839 terabytes of RAM (yes, I know I need to upgrade) and the 658 gigamegaterahertz frontside bus.

I did do the plutonium refresh as well as take a shower this morning.

HEY APPLE, ARE YOU LISTENING!!!!????

x

a Bertoni, a Bianchi, a Rhünamük and a Speciallisima - oh, and a couple of macs, Mac OS X (10.5.4), Carpe Delirium

Posted on Aug 28, 2008 6:46 PM

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Answer 1

Aug 28, 2008 6:52 PM in response to Studio X

Do I need to reconfigure the frammitz and up the woozzit to the 6.0 version with the increased voltage thingamabob OR can I get back to the future using my old mac pro with only 839 terabytes of RAM

IMHO, you need to render to an internal USB 4.3 drive and up your RAM to an even 900 terabytes (flux capacitors don't respond well to uneven amounts of RAM). But just for safe measure, I recommend that you ask Andy.

-DH

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Answer 2

Studio X Author

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Aug 28, 2008 6:59 PM in response to David Harbsmeier

Well, now you have cut the center of the problem. I think I'm more in the future than he is at the moment and since I can not modulate the regenerative negative ion mega status confabulator, the flux capacitor is stuck on my current time.

THIS IS A BUG AND APPLE NEEDS TO FIX IT! I have been emailing Steve2 (cloning is real now you know) daily about this issue. Hopefully well see a fix in FCP 7 (flux capacitor pajamas - version 7).

x

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Answer 3

Aug 28, 2008 7:10 PM in response to Studio X

I've seen this before. You're not holding your tongue just right.

Oh, and sunspots. Adjust for sunspots.

And World Peace.

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Answer 4

Aug 28, 2008 7:33 PM in response to Brian Conner

Of course its the sunspots!! How could I have been so stupid as to forget the sunspots??? You'll need to adjust -3.562 microfarads (or is that micro-ferrets?) for the darned sunspots. Azimuth to the left, and the angle of declination about 17 degrees kelvin.

But I'd still ask Andy if this works as well in the future as it does yesterday.

-DH

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Answer 5

Aug 28, 2008 7:50 PM in response to David Harbsmeier

Micro-ferrets? Wait till they grow up.

Just don't let anyone talk you into Ferret Legging.

http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9780679647027&view=excerpt

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Answer 6

Andy Mees

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Aug 28, 2008 7:45 PM in response to David Harbsmeier

The problem you're referring to is already filed as Bug ID# 59585754616576125.
Engineering has determined that this issue behaves as intended based on the following information:

We don't know what you're talking about.

We consider this issue closed. Thank you for taking the time to notify us of this issue.

Andy Mees
Intergalactic Developer Relations

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