Thank you very much for your input, Gregory. I will definitely remember it in the future. It turns out that I am just an idiot...I brought it in to the Apple store and the Genius merely pushed my power button (which I did several times, actually) and some magic touch helped it turn on. I actually don't think I held it long enough, so I will remember the 5 second rule, thanks Gregory. The Genius checked my logs too and it all looked good. But I really appreciate everyone's input; if something worse should happen to my Macbook in the future, I will remember it. Thank you.