I've actually just soiled myself laughing so hard at this!
So what they say is really...
(Paraphrased)
We are aware that users have found our hardware fault that drops the signal strength when a conductive bridge is made between the Wifi antenna and the GSM antenna.
We don't plan to fix this; but instead show people that they had less singnal to begin with.
We hope that this will make all our fanboys happy again and believe that they are using a product that is fit for purpose.
We still advise that you hold your phone to your head with elastic or rubber bands. Alternatively you could hold the phone between thumb and index finger by the top and walk around with your elbow in the air.
Thank god they've fixed it!
What they don't realise is that now; since this software patch (if it exists)
all those who posted saying they don't see any signal drop will actually *now see a signal drop* as the bars will correctly show a new lower signal... before they were fooled to believe that they hadn't had any signal drop.
Who thinks that apple tried to make it this way so it looked like we had full signal when we held our phone; but forgot that some people will go straight to no service???