Hi there jtzig,
We understand you're having an issue with water damage to your AirPods, and they're not powering on.
If your AirPods or EarPods come in contact with water, we do recommend that you allow them to fully dry before attempting to charge them or use them. Connecting them to power can cause further unexpected damage.
You can find more information here about liquid exposure for AirPods:
How to clean your AirPods and EarPods
If you still have an issue after allowing them to fully dry, we can help you with repair options.
You can find your local options here:
AirPods Service and Repair - Choose your country
If you need a hand, please reach out to us here: Get Support
Thanks for contacting the Apple Support Communities!