Hey there and welcome to Apple Support Communities BobNowThatHeCantDrink_666,
We can certainly understand your concern and can help provide some insight.
We recommend checking out these steps for more information on how to enable and disable accessibility features .
" Turn on and practice VoiceOver on iPhone
With VoiceOver—a gesture-based screen reader—you can use iPhone even if you can’t see the screen. VoiceOver gives audible descriptions of what’s on your screen—from battery level, to who’s calling, to which app your finger is on. You can also adjust the speaking rate and pitch to suit your needs.
When you touch the screen or drag your finger over it, VoiceOver speaks the name of the item your finger is on, including icons and text. To interact with the item, such as a button or link, or to navigate to another item, use VoiceOver gestures.
When you go to a new screen, VoiceOver plays a sound, then selects and speaks the name of the first item on the screen (typically in the top-left corner). VoiceOver tells you when the display changes to landscape or portrait orientation, when the screen becomes dimmed or locked, and what’s active on the Lock Screen when you wake iPhone.
Turn VoiceOver on or off
Important: VoiceOver changes the gestures you use to control iPhone. When VoiceOver is on, you must use VoiceOver gestures to operate iPhone.
To turn VoiceOver on or off, do any of the following:
For additional information, check out this link: Turn on and practice VoiceOver on iPhone - Apple Support
These steps will help ensure your device is working with ease and can fix common issues like the ones you’re experiencing.
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