ku4hx wrote:
Buy the super cheap stuff nobody wants to own. But even then, people will steal dirt if they think that can get away with it.
That reminds me of a joke from behind the Iron Curtain.
Every day, a worker at a mine would take home a wheelbarrow full of dirt. Every day, the guards would stop him and thoroughly search the wheelbarrow, and find nothing (e.g., no gold ore, no tools), and after this search, they would let him go on his way.
This went on for years until the man finally retired. At a bar, one of the former guards caught up with him, saying "Comrade, I'm not going to turn you in to the authorities, but I just have to know. I know that you must have been stealing something all of these years, but I never could figure it out. What were you stealing, and how?"
The worker looked at him and said, "Isn't it obvious? I was stealing wheelbarrows."