Grant,
Oh, that's interesting, thank you. Funny, I'm an idiot but not a complete idiot 🤣 – when I called Apple Support earlier today, asking about the Thunderbolt port on my MacBook (one of the two is indeed connected to an extra display), I was half expecting to be told that, essentially as you just said, that Thunderbolt 2 is okay for displays but... the Apple Support person was pretty coy on that subject though 🤣.
So you've solved my issue, thank you again: I'll add a USB hub and get a USB-A to USB-C cable.
In fact, I have an old USB hub sitting around unused: an oldie...:

Reckon that'll do? It's 'free' 🤣...
Interesting about the 2013 Mac Pro and its six Thunderbolts! I was running a 2009 Mac Pro, huge tank of a machine, loved it. Flexible, modular design, a wonder. One day, I'll have to look at the current models, but man, they ain't cheap...