Here is an update on my situation -
I finally made an appointment with the Genius Bar at my local Apple store and brought my MBP in to be looked at. The "genius" was very nice and cordial. I explained to her everything that my computer was doing, then I turned it on to show her. She noted and confirmed everything (fan works, DVD drive responds, no image on screen, etc.).
I told her everything that I have tried to do to remedy the situation and nothing worked. I also told her that I am aware of the massive problem with the graphics processors in similar models of MBPs, and that I believe that is what is wrong with mine. She said that is a "known issue" and she looked up my seriel number to see if I have affected hardware. She did not confirm or deny that I have affected hardware. After she looked that up, she said she was going to take it in the back, open it up, and see if it may be something as simple as a bad cable or connection.
She came back less than 15 minutes later with my MBP in hand. She said she opened it up and found "liquid damage" and that liquid damage is not covered under any warranty or recall. She the said she "cleaned the affected area" and removed all trace of the liquid damage. She said since she cleaned it, they could send it off for $280.00 to "fix whatever is wrong with it" but if they find evidence of the liquid damage she described, they'd reqoute me $800.00 for repair. She was not at all specific about whatever was wrong or supposedly damaged by the liquid.
I told her that is impossible. Liquid has never been near my computer, let alone spilled on it. She dismissed that and said "maybe someone else did it." She said it was a brown sticky liquid, like coffee, and it was found in the upper right corner (directly on top of the DVD drive, near the power button) and there was nothing else she could do for me short of sending it off for $280.00.
I told her no thanks and I left very upset.
I've been really troubled by this. I couldn't sleep last night. Unless someone has broken into my apartment, fixed themselves a drink, used my computer, spilled the drink, cleaned up the mess and left without a trace, I can tell you as sure as anything that there has never been a spill and there is no liquid damage, but what do I do when it is my word against theirs?
Here is what I find most suspicious about that diagnosis (aside from the obvious fact that I know there has never been a spill):
She neither confirmed or denied I have affected hardware that may be covered under the recall. She looked it up prior to taking my computer in the back, but never said anything about it.
The length of time it took her to disassemble my computer to get underneath the keyboard, find the supposed liquid damage, clean it, and reassemble my computer was less than 15 minutes. I'm no expert, but those things look complicated and it seems that it would take more time to do all of that.
The area she said was affected by the liquid damage was directly on top of the DVD drive. She acted like it was only a small area. If there was some sort of mystery liquid damage, wouldnt it have to get on the actual board to cause an issue like mine? If what she is telling me is correct, the liquid would have only been found in a small area on top of the DVD drive casing.
She was not specific about what would theoretically be repaired for $280.00. Is this a typical flat fee repair for Apple? It seems like if what she was telling me was legit, she would say "liquid damage caused X, Y & Z damage, and we can repair that for this amount." I'm very reluctant to trust that general charge without knowing exactly what was wrong and exactly what I am paying to have repaired.
If I had been thinking more clearly, I would have asked her to take my computer apart again and show me the affected area and show me what she used to clean it in order to see the residue. But I felt myself getting a bit upset and left.
I made a new Genius Bar appointment today. I am going back to speak with a manager. I am going to ask them to prove their diagnosis to me and put something in writing so I can seek a second opinion. I'm not sure what good that may do or where to go from there, but I KNOW there has never been a spill and I can't shake this gut feeling of being taken advantage of.
Any thoughts from anyone about this?