Alright I figured it out. Guess I answered my own question again. Even though we didn't use Boot Camp to install Windows this is the only way to install the drivers.
Go to Boot Camp Assistant > Continue > Select ONLY the "Download Latest Windows Support..." option > Select either burn to CD/DVD or copy to external drive > if using external drive, find it in the save-prompt
I used the external drive option because I didn't know if the dvd drive was working or not. It will say make sure the volume is formatted but it doesn't matter, it will do it automatically after you continue.
Once it finishes either burning or formatting eject the flash drive or cd and restart into Windows. Open the "WindowsSupport" folder on whatever you copied it to and double click "setup"
BAM done.
For me this enabled: two finger scrolling with the trackpad, bluetooth, screen brightness adjustment, sound, wireless card driver, ethernet driver, iSight driver, and light sensor.
It did not enable some things I was hoping for like: tap-to-click, Lion's "natural" scroll direction, and for whatever reason my audio in/out port (MBP 13") has that red light coming out of it which is because the port can be used as an optical audio port with the correct apple adapter. Must be a driver issue, I haven't tested headphones with it.
Best of luck
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