how do you recover a stolen Mac Book Pro and dont send me the support page it works like ****

You call the police. Apple doesn't track stolen hardware.

Why not? They track everything else.

Call the police and stop behaving like a snot when some one gives you good advice.

Sig, Snot? Really? Apple's first question when presented a problem is "what is the Serial# of the product?" if you call for support. All the faithful consumers are requesting is the ability to retrieve a computer that has been stolen if it winds up in a Apple Store. Apple already provides Find My Iphone. This seems like a good service and an extension of what they already offer. In my case, I notified the police and given the police report and file number prior to contacting Applecare. Dano, anyone who has had something stolen feels your pain and hopes for resolution. Sorry it happened.

Simple fact is you don't unless you are very lucky or you do all the leg work yourself and are lucky on top it that.