KEYBOARD PLUGGED INTO A USB HUB, INSTEAD OF DIRECTLY INTO THE COMPUTER . . . WAS THE PROBLEM!
THANK YOU Linc Davis!
That's exactly what was causing NONE of my Startup key options to work â not the Option key (opens Startup Manager window), not the Shift key (Startup in Safe Mode), not the Option-Cmd-P-R keys (resets the NVRAM, called PRAM on pre-Intel Macs), nor the Cmd-R keys (opens up Recovery HD window).
I had recently added a USB hub to my Mac Pro 1,1 (built in Nov 2007), and hooked my keyboard up to that USB hub.
After reading your comment, I removed the keyboard plug from the USB hub, and hooked it directly to my computer.
VOILĂ! PROBLEM SOLVED. Thank you, thank you, thank you!