Okay, it is time I made an upgrade to a current OS and... recent hardware. And, honestly, I am afraid to get the newest laptop. Here's why:
1) If I understand correctly, the screen's resolution is too much for the processor to handle (looked at some complaints here and there).
2) If I understand correctly, the screen is super easy to break, and it is unfixable.
3) The glued-in rreplaceable battery. I understand wanting to save space, but... why? Why did Apple do that? Weren't simplicity and ease of use the main concerns of the company? Irreplaceable by user ≠ simple. That, and the whole "glued" thing sounds scary; what if the glue melts when the device ever overheats?
4) This one is more of a rumor: I heard that the laptop is completely unfixable; that you will have to pay for a whole new machine if it ever malfunctions.
If anyone here can address those concerns, that would be very nice.
That was excellent! Thanks for the titters and giggles! ******* Ethernet port!