Q: Is the Macbook Pro dishwasher safe?

no.  http://support.apple.com/kb/HT3226

Are you serious?

Logitech just came out with a dishwasher-safe keyboard a few days ago....  So there's hope yet!

Sure (Kidding) it is (Kidding) and if you believe that I have a bridge I want to sell you.

Good Luck and get ready to buy a new computer. As the one you now have won't be working for long.

I say go for it. While you're at it, pop your iphone and ipad in there too. save on water and electricity. 

sure - just make sure you use Cascade so there won't be any spots left when you take it out of the dishwasher.

and if you're wondering why your Macbook won't turn back on - then you'll find out that electronics and water doesn't play well together....

also note that warranty does not cover water damage.

Maybe you should stay away from owning notebooks - they're not safe around you - if you're asking questions like these...

This is kinda fun!

Please wait until I have a chance to buy some Apple stock: if this behavior spreads, Apple will be selling a lot of new macbooks.

ok, harmless troll alert.

"What should I do now?"

Buy a new laptop!

True - then again if the OP is like a client I had before who can receive faxes but can't send faxes because she printed it and put the paper in front of her screen thinking her screen is a scanner/fax then the OP thinks his/her question is valid...

ET2H wrote:

 

What should I do now?

Go on your bicycle and then head to your nearest drive thru car wash,  when the wash comes on, make sure you and your macbook are in it so it can wash away those ideas you have and make your macbook even cleaner...