Q: My very new iPhone 4S does not charge, no matter which charger I use. The dumb Apple support site does not even given me an option to state the symptoms. What do you think may be wrong other than the battery just died?

Have it checked and replaced under warranty.

possible the charging port or something software. first can you charge it in a computer? if no and you have tried different cords. you can get a replacement for free it would mean its hardware

Apple will likely replace it under warranty if they agree it is a manufacturing

issue Nothing to lose

Have you done any troubleshooting

restart reset restore

try to do a hard reset. holding both sleep/wake and home button for approx 15 secs till u see an apple (ignore slide to power down) you can try this unplugged and if still not working try to do this while connected to the charger.