I don't work for Apple. I wish I did because then I would be very rich.
The scratch was a tiny chip in the paint in the bezel that was so small I missed it at first. I was embarrassed to ask for a replacement, but being OCD, as many of you obviously are, I did, and Applecare shipped a new one in a week. I was so paranoid from reading this thread that I was going to get another scratched one worse than the first, I did not ship back the first one until I saw the condition of the second. I took time stamped pictures of the unwrapping of both phones in case it was damaged out of the box, again because of this thread. I went over all edges by inspection and with my finger in case I couldn't see a defect. I then removed the film and further inspected each side. I did the full screen pixel test in five (?) colors, the shake test, the light leak test, PERFECT. It really was!
I did drop the phone in the car. It slipped out of my pocket because it is so slick (uncased). It did not scratch. I was really worried, again because of this thread. I even sent back an Incipio case because I thought the case was so stiff it would scratch the phone. That's why I had no case for a week. It is now safely in a Speck candyshell.
I just received my wife's phone and was ultra paranoid that I just got lucky, and repeated the above looking for scratches. It also was PERFECT. I haven't done the pixel test yet (tonight).
The fact that the lashing out at me is so similar to those stock boards leads me to believe that there are paid bashers on this board to scare the would be buyer away. I had a Galaxy Nexus for 5 months. It was crap. The apps were crap comared to the iPhone similar app (e.g., CNBC, beat the traffic, even the Zippo app). The LTE was laggy even though the data speed was fast (latency on start up). It actually took longer than an iPhone 4 many times to bring up data.
I just wanted to let the paranoid buyers out there that maybe there are too many protesters out there and the story is not that bad.