Peter,
First, I don't believe that this is the place to argue about this. However, since you seem to be insisting, I will to a point.
You're quite insulting particularly when you start out by asking if I actually looked. You're also accusing me of several things that you are assuming (unless you have some sort of super power that no one on earth I know has).
My question to you now is: Did you actually look at what I wrote?
I didn't say anything about what Pages hasn't got. You said that.
What I actually said (and you can refer to my first post) was: "The Pages documentation doesn't mention anything about this particular issue or I haven't found it yet."
Furthermore, if I had assumed that it did not exist, I probably would not have asked the question "Does anyone know how to assign a custom number to a page in Pages '09?" There would be no need since it does not exist.
It seems to me that you are guilty of the very things you are accusing me of.
Additionally, it was a simple question. It seems as though you are overreacting. If you are that upset about answering simple questions that you feel you have to insult the people whom you give an answer to, why bother answering at all?
I do, however, appreciate your attempt to answer. It's the condescension that I can live without.
Steppes