Well, well...
I just had my Genius appointment at the Regent Street store and they've agreed to replace my two year and six week old knackered logic board. Faith in Apple = somewhat restored.
In case it helps anyone else, here's how it all went down, basically I tried to close off any arguments they might come up with before they hit me with them.
- I demonstrated the problem and described the circumstances under which it usually occurs
- Said I'd reinstalled the OS but that obviously wasn't the problem, as it often happens at the boot menu
- Said I'd returned it to the original config (SSD, SuperDrive etc) and swapped the RAM out but still seen the problem, in addition to running diagnostics on my 16gb ram in another machine and finding no issues
- Told them about various other diagnostics I'd tried (or attempted), basically to demonstrate I'm tech savvy
- I told them my email to Tim Cook a week ago had eventually been responded to this morning by Executive Relations, but that I was still waiting on a call-back from them
- Told them I'm aware of numerous threads on theirs and other tech websites with exactly the same symptoms being seen over and over, identical photos and over a million views on three threads alone
- The Genius tried to convince me that a few hundred thousand machines exhibiting this error is a small proportion of the laptops they sold, I disagreed and in any case, said it was obviously only going to get worse
- I said I was aware that previous problems relating to Seagate hard drives and Nvidia cards had eventually been subject to a recall
- I made sure they know I'm aware of UK/EU consumer law and the Sales of Goods Act, which I was told doesn't apply to businesses, mine was purchased as a consumer so I'm covered... Be careful on that one!
- The Genius ran some Apple diagnostics after booting over Ethernet, didn't find anything untoward, but the stripes kept appearing even when booting into diagnostic apps over the network
- I casually mentioned if I'd wanted a laptop that was going to die on me two years later, I'd have bought a PC - for much less money
- Emphasised that as a long-term customer, I've come to expect better from Apple
- Mentioned I was considering buying a Mac Pro (sort-of true, ish...) but decided to hold off until my MBP issue was resolved
- Genius went away to speak to his manager, came back 5 minutes later and said they'd replace the logic board free of charge, and I can get it back today
- I asked and was told there's no way of them knowing if it's a refurb or a new board
Now I'm just waiting for a call to say it's ready.
Not sure if I should run something intensive to stress the GPU while it's still within the 90 day warranty, or if I don't want to reduce the lifespan of a board that's likely exhibiting the same design flaw. I guess if it's happened once and they've replaced it for free, well outside the warranty period, they've kinda already accepted liability so any future/identical errors should be handled in the same way. In theory.
Best of luck to everyone still battling away over their own issues, I guess I'll check back in if anything stripy starts suddenly happening.