Brand new MacBook Pro. Opened it up and pressed power, and it didn't start.
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Connect your computer to its charger and try to set up your computer. When the setup finish, let it charge until the charger light is green and unplug your charger
Go step by step.
Note: Steps 6 and 8
Reset SMC. http://support.apple.com/kb/HT3964
Choose the method for:
"Resetting SMC on portables with a battery you should not remove on your own".
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