So, upon further investigation, it's actually a switch problem.
I have a Netgear GS605. Netgear, ever so 'delightfully', has two hard to discern, not overtly obvious, revs of this gigabit switch. One of them handles Jumbo Frames and QoS. The older one doesn't. When you go to their site to comparison shop, the product page does't even note this. You must dig through their knowledgebase errata. They don't even bother to note on the box if the unit is a version 1 or version 2. You need to know a specific serial number prefix. Pretty lame if you ask me.
They must be taking a page from Apple on rev 1 hardware.