Q: ive accidently turned my ipod touch into chinese how do i turn it back?

Settings --> General --> International --> Language --> English

Just too bad everythings Chinese:

Settings: (Should be easy to find due to the symbol of the app)

General:  The task with the tsymbol of the settings app

International: Scroll down and then count up to the third task

Language: First task

Then finally - tap English.

Try this: http://support.apple.com/kb/HT2371