Why does he keep referring to them as laptops?? This
clearly discredits him.
When will you finally drop the "it's not a laptop" spiel? Can't you understand that noone ever said it's NOT a laptop and it CAN'T or MUSTN'T be used on a lap?
Here's a quote from the manual, once again:
"Do not leave the bottom of your MacBook Pro in contact with your lap or any surface of your body for
extended periods.
Prolonged contact with your body
could cause discomfort and potentially a burn."