Snip snip...........and I appreciate your sense of humor. Unfortunately mine is in the sleep mode at this stage of the game.
So here is the status as I head heavily into the cocktail hours (think long not short):
(1) MacBook Pro Intel Core 2 Duo - 64-bit running OX 10.9.1
(2) Windows 7 (32-bit) installed to a 20-GB Windows partition on the MB Pro.
(3) Boot Camp 4. downloaded to 16-GB flash drive, which is recognized in Windows but will not install due to following prompt: "The version of this file is not compatible with the version of Windows you're running. Check your computer's system information to see whether you need an x86 (32-bit) or x-64 (64-bit) version of this program, and then contact the software publisher." This flash drive is formatted as MS-DOS (FAT), although ExFAT was an alternative.
(4) Boot Camp 4 also downloaded to 100-GB external drive via fire wire that is not recognized by Windows. I am not significantly familiar with Windows to input a path to find the external drive within Windows. This flash drive is formatted as ExFAT, which is the only option other than Mac OS.
(5) I did not download Boot Camp 5, which is purportedly for Windows 8.
So it appears that I have a partition with Windows but not the Windows Support Software and am thoroughly frustrated, hence my snipping response.
I have no idea where to head other that calling Apple and paying the fee for support. I did notice a "Snipping" application on Windows, but did not go there yet.
Thanks for your advice and humor. To the extent that you may elect to respond, I will check it out in the morning as it is time to get away from this frustrating experience.