Thanks!
Here's the results of that (and it looks like that silly clean my mac program wasn't entirely removed...not sure if it was bad or not, but i somehow installed it and discovered it was super annoying - i feel bad ever having installed it).
Model Identifier: MacBookPro10,1
System Version: OS X 10.9.2 (13C1021)
Kernel Version: Darwin 13.1.0
Boot Mode: Normal
Time since boot: 7:56
Diagnostic reports
2014-04-02 Python crash
2014-04-02 Python crash
2014-04-02 Python crash
2014-04-02 Python crash
2014-04-02 Python crash
2014-04-02 Python crash
2014-04-02 Python crash
2014-04-02 php crash
2014-04-03 Atom crash
2014-04-03 php crash
2014-04-03 php crash
2014-04-03 php crash
2014-04-03 php crash
2014-04-05 Atom crash
2014-04-06 memcached crash
2014-04-07 Boom crash
2014-04-07 memcached crash
2014-04-08 Atom crash
2014-04-08 Chrome crash
2014-04-09 Atom crash
2014-04-09 Dock crash
2014-04-10 Boom crash
2014-04-10 coreaudiod crash
2014-04-11 Boom crash
2014-04-11 coreaudiod crash
2014-04-13 Rivet crash
2014-04-15 Boom crash
2014-04-25 Chrome crash
2014-04-25 Google Chrome hang
2014-04-27 Google Chrome Helper crash
2014-04-27 WindowServer crash
2014-04-28 Robomongo crash
2014-04-29 Atom crash
2014-05-02 iStatMenusAgent crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 memcached crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
2014-05-02 php-fpm crash
Log
May 2 16:01:54 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 9 (rounded time weighted average 7)
May 2 16:02:05 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 9 (rounded time weighted average 9)
May 2 16:02:17 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 7 (rounded time weighted average 8)
May 2 16:02:32 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 9 (rounded time weighted average 9)
May 2 16:02:45 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 7 (rounded time weighted average 8)
May 2 16:02:56 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 8 (rounded time weighted average 8)
--- last message repeated 1 time ---
May 2 16:03:33 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 6 (rounded time weighted average 6)
May 2 16:03:47 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 9 (rounded time weighted average 9)
May 2 16:03:58 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 9 (rounded time weighted average 8)
May 2 16:04:09 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 8 (rounded time weighted average 9)
May 2 16:04:24 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 7 (rounded time weighted average 7)
May 2 16:04:35 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 8 (rounded time weighted average 8)
--- last message repeated 2 times ---
May 2 16:05:23 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 9 (rounded time weighted average 9)
May 2 16:05:34 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 8 (rounded time weighted average 8)
--- last message repeated 1 time ---
May 2 16:05:59 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 8 (rounded time weighted average 7)
May 2 16:06:11 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 9 (rounded time weighted average 8)
May 2 16:06:22 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 6 (rounded time weighted average 8)
May 2 16:06:36 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 8 (rounded time weighted average 8)
May 2 16:06:47 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 7 (rounded time weighted average 8)
May 2 16:06:59 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 8 (rounded time weighted average 8)
--- last message repeated 1 time ---
May 2 16:07:22 kernel[0]: IOPPF: Sent cpu-plimit-notification last value 9 (rounded time weighted average 8)
Activity
CPU: user 14%, system 11%
kexts
com.globaldelight.driver.BoomDevice
Daemons
com.bjango.istatmenusdaemon
org.macosforge.xquartz.privileged_startx
homebrew.mxcl.dnsmasq
com.prey.trigger
com.oracle.java.JavaUpdateHelper
com.google.keystone.daemon
com.coverallcrew.firewall
com.adobe.SwitchBoard
com.adobe.fpsaud
Agents
homebrew.mxcl.nginx
homebrew-php.josegonzalez.php55
com.bjango.istatmenusagent
com.google.GoogleTalkPluginD.61984.UUID
com.github.atom.76592.UUID
J8RPQ294UB.com.skitch.SkitchHelper
com.evernote.EvernoteHelper
com.shpakovski.mac.codebar
com.apple.AirPortBaseStationAgent
org.macosforge.xquartz.startx
com.google.keystone.system.agent
com.extensis.FMCore
com.citrix.ServiceRecords
com.citrix.ReceiverHelper
com.citrix.AuthManager_Mac
homebrew.mxcl.redis
homebrew.mxcl.mysql
homebrew.mxcl.mongodb
com.valvesoftware.steamclean
com.spotify.webhelper
com.macpaw.CleanMyMac2Helper.trashWatcher
com.macpaw.CleanMyMac2Helper.scheduledScan
launchd
/System/Library/LaunchAgents/com.apple.AirPortBaseStationAgent.plist
(com.apple.AirPortBaseStationAgent)
/Library/LaunchAgents/com.adobe.AAM.Updater-1.0.plist
(com.adobe.AAM.Startup-1.0)
/Library/LaunchAgents/com.bjango.istatmenusagent.plist
(com.bjango.istatmenusagent)
/Library/LaunchAgents/com.citrix.AuthManager_Mac.plist
(com.citrix.AuthManager_Mac)
/Library/LaunchAgents/com.citrix.ReceiverHelper.plist
(com.citrix.ReceiverHelper)
/Library/LaunchAgents/com.citrix.ServiceRecords.plist
(com.citrix.ServiceRecords)
/Library/LaunchAgents/com.extensis.FMCore.plist
(com.extensis.FMCore)
/Library/LaunchAgents/com.google.keystone.agent.plist
(com.google.keystone.system.agent)
/Library/LaunchAgents/org.macosforge.xquartz.startx.plist
(org.macosforge.xquartz.startx)
/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.adobe.fpsaud.plist
(com.adobe.fpsaud)
/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.adobe.SwitchBoard.plist
(com.adobe.SwitchBoard)
/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.bjango.istatmenusdaemon.plist
(com.bjango.istatmenusdaemon)
/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.coverallcrew.firewall.plist
(com.coverallcrew.firewall)
/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.google.keystone.daemon.plist
(com.google.keystone.daemon)
/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.oracle.java.JavaUpdateHelper.plist
(com.oracle.java.JavaUpdateHelper)
/Library/LaunchDaemons/com.prey.trigger.plist
(com.prey.trigger)
/Library/LaunchDaemons/homebrew.mxcl.dnsmasq.plist
(homebrew.mxcl.dnsmasq)
/Library/LaunchDaemons/org.macosforge.xquartz.privileged_startx.plist
(org.macosforge.xquartz.privileged_startx)
Library/LaunchAgents/com.macpaw.CleanMyMac2Helper.scheduledScan.plist
(com.macpaw.CleanMyMac2Helper.scheduledScan)
Library/LaunchAgents/com.macpaw.CleanMyMac2Helper.trashWatcher.plist
(com.macpaw.CleanMyMac2Helper.trashWatcher)
Library/LaunchAgents/com.spotify.webhelper.plist
(com.spotify.webhelper)
Library/LaunchAgents/com.valvesoftware.steamclean.plist
(com.valvesoftware.steamclean)
Library/LaunchAgents/homebrew-php.josegonzalez.php54.plist
(homebrew-php.josegonzalez.php54)
Library/LaunchAgents/homebrew-php.josegonzalez.php55.plist
(homebrew-php.josegonzalez.php55)
Library/LaunchAgents/homebrew.mxcl.memcached.plist
(homebrew.mxcl.memcached)
Library/LaunchAgents/homebrew.mxcl.mongodb.plist
(homebrew.mxcl.mongodb)
Library/LaunchAgents/homebrew.mxcl.mysql.plist
(homebrew.mxcl.mysql)
Library/LaunchAgents/homebrew.mxcl.nginx.plist
(homebrew.mxcl.nginx)
Library/LaunchAgents/homebrew.mxcl.redis.plist
(homebrew.mxcl.redis)
Startup items
/Library/StartupItems/ChmodBPF/ChmodBPF
/Library/StartupItems/ChmodBPF/StartupParameters.plist
Bundles
/System/Library/Extensions/BoomDevice.kext
(com.globaldelight.driver.BoomDevice)
/Library/Audio/Plug-Ins/Components/Flip4Mac WMA Import.component
(net.telestream.wmv.import)
/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/CitrixICAClientPlugIn.plugin
(com.citrix.citrixicaclientplugIn)
/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/Flash Player.plugin
(com.macromedia.Flash Player.plugin)
/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/Flip4Mac WMV Plugin.plugin
(net.telestream.wmv.plugin)
/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/googletalkbrowserplugin.plugin
(com.google.googletalkbrowserplugin)
/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/JavaAppletPlugin.plugin
(com.apple.java.JavaAppletPlugin)
/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/o1dbrowserplugin.plugin
(com.google.o1dbrowserplugin)
/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/Silverlight.plugin
(com.microsoft.SilverlightPlugin)
/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/Unity Web Player.plugin
(com.unity.UnityWebPlayer)
/Library/PreferencePanes/Flash Player.prefPane
(com.adobe.flashplayerpreferences)
/Library/PreferencePanes/Flip4Mac WMV.prefPane
(net.telestream.wmv.prefpane)
/Library/PreferencePanes/MacFUSE.prefPane
(com.google.MacFUSE)
/Library/PreferencePanes/NTFS-3G.prefPane
(org.catacombae.macntfs-3g.prefpane)
/Library/PreferencePanes/OSXFUSE.prefPane
(com.github.osxfuse.OSXFUSEPrefPane)
/Library/QuickTime/Flip4Mac WMV Advanced.component
(net.telestream.wmv.advanced)
/Library/QuickTime/Flip4Mac WMV Export.component
(net.telestream.wmv.export)
/Library/QuickTime/Flip4Mac WMV Import.component
(net.telestream.wmv.import)
/Library/ScriptingAdditions/Adobe Unit Types.osax
(N/A)
Library/Address Book Plug-Ins/SkypeABDialer.bundle
(com.skype.skypeabdialer)
Library/Address Book Plug-Ins/SkypeABSMS.bundle
(com.skype.skypeabsms)
Library/Audio/Plug-Ins/Components/A52Codec.component
(com.shepmater.A52Codec)
Library/Internet Plug-Ins/CitrixOnlineWebDeploymentPlugin.plugin
(com.citrixonline.mac.WebDeploymentPlugin)
Library/Internet Plug-Ins/Google Earth Web Plug-in.plugin
(com.Google.GoogleEarthPlugin.plugin)
Library/PreferencePanes/Perian.prefPane
(org.perian.PerianPane)
Library/QuickTime/AC3MovieImport.component
(com.cod3r.ac3movieimport)
Library/QuickTime/Perian.component
(org.perian.Perian)
Library/Services/Search Google (Chrome).workflow
(N/A)
Contents of /etc/hosts
127.0.0.1 localhost
255.255.255.255 broadcasthost
::1 localhost
fe80::1%lo0 localhost
Restricted files: 10808
Font issues: 149
Bad plists
/Library/Preferences/com.epson.EPSON Scan.UnInstallList.plist
/Library/Preferences/com.epson.Epson Scanner ICA Driver.UnInstallList.plist
/Library/Preferences/com.epson.Inkjet Printer Driver.UnInstallList.plist
/Library/Preferences/com.epson.PC-FAX Driver.UnInstallList.plist
Library/Preferences/com.solidstatenetworks.awkhost.plist
Root crontab
38 * * * * /usr/share/prey/prey.sh > /var/log/prey.log 2>&1
DNS: 127.0.0.1
Elapsed time (s): 283