I can't turn Voiceover off on iPod Touch 5th gen in ios8
I picked up my iPod Touch (5th gen) and somehow this turned on voice over with some sort of accessibility thing that wants me to tap once, then twice, scroll or drag with three fingers, and it's constantly talking to me!
When I (painfully) navigate to Settings > General > Accessibility > VoiceOver, the VoiceOver switch is on. Tapping, then double-tapping should turn it off. But it doesn't. The switch turns off, but then just turns right back on by itself.
HOW CAN I TURN THIS VERY FRUSTRATING MODE OFF? Then once I turn it off, how do I disable it forever?
iPod touch, iOS 8