Why is there no turkey ringtone?

Yes, yes you are.

Whyturkey wrote:

Sad

I'm sure you can find a ringtone that sounds like a turkey. Failing that, I'm sure you can find a turkey sound on the internet and make your own ringtone.

Would Whyturkey feel better if I found a dancing turkey emoticon ?

http://www.sherv.net/dancing.turkey-emoticon-794.html

You're welcome. Glad to help.

If the dancing turkey wasn't enough here's more. The first link has turkey gobbles. The second app has ringtones. Enjoy.