Siri doesn't shuffle music. Ever.

I ask Siri to play music by an artist, eg Paramore.

Siri says now playing paramore shuffled.

Siri plays paramore songs in alphabetical order.

I say shuffle music

Siri says now playing music shuffled.

Siri plays music in alphabetical order.

I say play album speak now.

Siri says now playing album speak now shuffled.

Siri plays album speak now in alphabetical order.

No matter what I say Siri ALWAYS plays music in alphabetical order. First world problems FTW.

Help?