Facebook home page won't load, claims I haven't enabled cookies

Problem: When I try to load https://facebook.com the page takes forever to load and when it does it is text-only. It allows me to attempt a log-in but then it says I have not enable cookies. This happens on both Chrome and Safari. It does not happen on my phone.

Things I've tried

• Clearing my cache/ browser history.
• Virus scan/ cleanup with MacKeeper
• Restarting computer
• Resetting PRAM
• Logging out on my phone
• Adding /s/ to the http does not apply because it automatically loads as an https
• Switching networks
• Turning off cookies then turning them back on
• Adding facebook to the "exceptions" list for cookies
• Probably some other things that I found on various forums and forgot that I tried.

I'm at a complete loss. Anybody got help?