Q: voice memo can't hear playback

Howdy titcharoonie,

It sounds like your microphone seems to be playing up, since neither your Voice Memos nor phone calls seem to be picking up your voice very well. I would use the troubleshooting in the following article to help you troubleshoot the issue here:

Get help with the microphones on your iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch

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