USB Superdrive update / upgrade needed

Dear Apple,

We love your products - especially the MacBooks.

However, your products do not work flawless anymore:

1- with the new USB connectors, please can you provide Superdrives with the new USB Type-C connector so that I don't have to work around with loads of cables?

2- my wife loves the new gold Macbook - please can you provide a new Superdrive with matching color?

3- imagine watching a DVD on your Macbook on the couch - that is a hassle with a USB Superdrive attached - please can you provide a Superdrive that I can connect to my Airport so that I can access without cables and a external device and the hassle which comes with it? We're now living in the year 2016 and it's about time that you start supporting this...

We might be buying more Apple items if it all works nicely integrated.

Regards, Jan