Q: Help with my Macbook Pro, it's acting up

I've been having problems with my MBP lately, everything froze like when I returned from screen saving. Other instance when I'm watching videos, everything just froze. Even when logging into my Mac, it just froze. Christ, it even spats out at me while I'm writing this. The screen just went hay-wire in weird colors and pattern.

Here is the crash report I managed to get.

Anonymous UUID:       E5DE3C2C-40DA-F3A1-E3F6-2581F978B6F0

Wed Aug 24 20:10:09 2016

*** Panic Report ***

panic(cpu 3 caller 0xffffff80215ce6fa): Kernel trap at 0xffffff80215b819e, type 13=general protection, registers:

CR0: 0x000000008001003b, CR2: 0x00000001002f7000, CR3: 0x0000000017a83003, CR4: 0x00000000001626e0

RAX: 0xffffff80b4a8b000, RBX: 0x0000000000000001, RCX: 0xffffff802e759cbe, RDX: 0xffffff802e759cbe

RSP: 0xffffff90bc2b3c38, RBP: 0xffffff90bc2b3c50, RSI: 0x000000000000008e, RDI: 0xffffff803bd50ba0

R8:  0xffffff8021c2cef0, R9:  0xffffff803bd50c7b, R10: 0x00000000538001ff, R11: 0x0000000000000003

R12: 0xffffff80326b1000, R13: 0xffffff80b49ee000, R14: 0xffffff80326b1000, R15: 0x000000c364a48f5a

RFL: 0x0000000000010086, RIP: 0xffffff80215b819e, CS:  0x0000000000000008, SS:  0x0000000000000010

Fault CR2: 0x00000001002f7000, Error code: 0x0000000000000000, Fault CPU: 0x3, PL: 0

Backtrace (CPU 3), Frame : Return Address

0xffffff80b49e5df0 : 0xffffff80214dab52

0xffffff80b49e5e70 : 0xffffff80215ce6fa

0xffffff80b49e6050 : 0xffffff80215ec563

0xffffff80b49e6070 : 0xffffff80215b819e

0xffffff90bc2b3c50 : 0xffffff80215cb7f0

0xffffff90bc2b3c70 : 0xffffff80214f9682

0xffffff90bc2b3c90 : 0xffffff80214f40a7

0xffffff90bc2b3d20 : 0xffffff80214f0e2f

0xffffff90bc2b3d60 : 0xffffff7fa20b729c

0xffffff90bc2b3ed0 : 0xffffff7fa20b9da1

0xffffff90bc2b3f60 : 0xffffff8021a28701

0xffffff90bc2b3fb0 : 0xffffff80215ecd66

      Kernel Extensions in backtrace:

         com.apple.kec.pthread(1.0)[39D0B4EB-B7F4-3891-96C2-F8B886656C8A]@0xffffff7fa20b 5000->0xffffff7fa20c1fff

BSD process name corresponding to current thread: syslogd

Mac OS version:

15G31

Kernel version:

Darwin Kernel Version 15.6.0: Thu Jun 23 18:25:34 PDT 2016; root:xnu-3248.60.10~1/RELEASE_X86_64

Kernel UUID: B5AA8E3E-65B6-3D0E-867B-8DCCF81E536C

Kernel slide:     0x0000000021200000

Kernel text base: 0xffffff8021400000

__HIB  text base: 0xffffff8021300000

System model name: MacBookPro9,2 (Mac-6F01561E16C75D06)

System uptime in nanoseconds: 839207294159

last loaded kext at 41304000403: com.apple.driver.AudioAUUC 1.70 (addr 0xffffff7fa375e000, size 32768)

last unloaded kext at 271502132068: com.apple.driver.AppleUSBMergeNub 900.4.1 (addr 0xffffff7fa2583000, size 12288)

loaded kexts:

com.apple.driver.AudioAUUC 1.70

com.apple.driver.AGPM 110.22.0

com.apple.driver.X86PlatformShim 1.0.0

com.apple.filesystems.autofs 3.0

com.apple.iokit.IOBluetoothSerialManager 4.4.6f1

com.apple.driver.AppleOSXWatchdog 1

com.apple.driver.AppleMikeyHIDDriver 124

com.apple.driver.AppleHDA 274.12

com.apple.driver.AppleMikeyDriver 274.12

com.apple.driver.AppleUpstreamUserClient 3.6.1

com.apple.driver.pmtelemetry 1

com.apple.iokit.IOUserEthernet 1.0.1

com.apple.driver.AppleIntelHD4000Graphics 10.1.4

com.apple.Dont_Steal_Mac_OS_X 7.0.0

com.apple.driver.AppleHV 1

com.apple.driver.AppleThunderboltIP 3.0.8

com.apple.driver.AppleSMCPDRC 1.0.0

com.apple.iokit.BroadcomBluetoothHostControllerUSBTransport 4.4.6f1

com.apple.driver.AppleSMCLMU 208

com.apple.driver.AppleLPC 3.1

com.apple.driver.AppleIntelSlowAdaptiveClocking 4.0.0

com.apple.driver.AppleBacklight 170.8.9

com.apple.driver.AppleMCCSControl 1.2.13

com.apple.driver.AppleIntelFramebufferC