Q: My god **** microphone will not work with certain apps

What is a "god microphone"? What apps is it not working with? What troubleshooting steps have you taken?

 

fix my phone it is brand new

We can offer you suggestions but, as we are your fellow users, we can't fix your phone. If the phone is brand new and you're having problems with it, you have 14 days to return it if you purchased it from Apple.

It was a curse.  At least that's what I got from the title.

ssschmidt wrote:

 

It was a curse.  At least that's what I got from the title.

Um, yes. Sarcasm. People need to understand that such language obscures meaning (and is rude).

Ah.  Sorry.  Perhaps we should use italics to indicate sarcasm?  Just kidding.

ssschmidt wrote:

 

Ah.  Sorry.  Perhaps we should use italics to indicate sarcasm?  Just kidding.

No, that probably wouldn't work, either.