So Babowa (et al) thanks for hanging in there from the beginning. I can't believe that I didn't see that the working end of the wire wasn't a USB after all. So all of you that kept telling me it wasn't a USB, but was really another set of 4 letter sequences were right.
In my due diligence I've noticed that I can purchase an interface to the AFS end and the 3 colored wires - red-yellow-white coming from the analog tv. Anyone of you geniuses seen this and can report if it works?
I'm still burned about the Digital-cable conspiracy. THE REASON that we all needed to pay for the cable tv that had been free with our antennas was: better signal AND no ads on cable tv. Hahahahah. Tell me no lies.
At this point I'm almost ready to mail it back to ATT. I'm completely cordless nearly for so long I'm allergic to ads.
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