Siri can’t function w/o Location Access??

Yeah same here says it needs to determine my location via WiFi, I don't use WiFi, but the Mac knows where I am resident. Siri is quite happy to tell me the distance between earth and the moon though, so I am planning my journey now.

In case you were wondering, Siri knows it would take about 158 days to drive there by car at 60mph.

Yup. Same here in the UK ... Doesn't even apologise for not knowing. 😁

60 mph! Not in the weather we're having. Mind you, escaping gravity at 60mph would be tough too. 😀

If you stay on the road gravity won't matter. 😝