How can I move ESC button from the macbook pro

I reviewed the response from a previous post. Extremely lame answer.

Covering it with tape is just plain silly.

So much for human factors engineering at Apple.

I do not know why every key, including the escape key can't be moved on Control Strip! Where it located is fine if had a "real key", but the control strip seems to be too sensitive and everytim I even get close to it, it decides that I want to escape .. no questions just a very hostile exit -> BAM

I feel like I'm 10 age ten again just learning how to type .. can't do touch typing because just hovering over the keys is considered a "touch" .... Yikes!!

Since it just software, can't you just release a ndew release that either

1) allows the key to be moved somewhere else on the touch bar or
2) at least prompts you if you really want to exit!!

Tape? Really? on a $3,000 Macbook Pro, that's the answer?