For anyone looking to solve this, or at least as a workaround, the following worked for me.
1. Download and install Pacifist on your computer.
http://www.charlessoft.com/
2. Download the Remote Desktop 3.2.2 client updater.
http://support.apple.com/downloads/AppleRemote_Desktop_3_2_2Client
3. Mount the RD322 disk image.
4. Launch Pacifist. Tell it to open a package, and point it to the RD322 updater package from the mounted disk image.
5. Select the package from the list and click INSTALL.
6. Pacifist will ask you if you want to replace several plist files. Answer in the affirmative (you DO want to replace them).
7. Pacifist will ask you if you want to UPDATE or REPLACE several applications and services. You want to UPDATE,
NOT*REPLACE.
8. When it's done, quit Pacifist and restart your computer.
9. When the desktop returns, check your preferences to make sure Remote Desktop access is enabled.
That's it. I did this process on my Mac mini and can now happily access it via Remote Desktop, with all the trimmings.