Fortune cookie app with my own custom list of sayings?

Hi all,

Is there a fortune cookie like app that will allow me to create/edit/use my own list of sayings instead of using predefined sayings? I'd prefer if the list is not exclusively stored on some web site. I want the sayings cached for offline use. It is OK, and actually preferred if an the sayings can be backed up to a server. Privacy of my backed up list of sayings is not an issue for me.

Basically, I want it to show me a random reminder or thought that I've entered into the list when I launch the app or push a button in the app.

Thanks!
Steven