To your expectations...
1) Not going to happen, because this is a, statistically speaking, a fairly uncommon failure. It does not appear to be a "design flaw" to me, because if it were, it would happen to many, many, many more people.
2) How do you know this hasn't been done? Because the few people you have spoken to haven't seen it? You ever tried to pass information to the numbers of people we are talking about around the world? It didn't happen when I was in the Army, it will never be 100%
3) If there is a problem with a unit, Apple will repair it under warranty. Their typical process is that if a unit needs repair a number of times, varies from what I hear from 3 or 4 up to as many as 6 or more...
4) They provide a warranty and will repair it if there is a defect.
And finally, they are not ignoring the problem, there have been posts here indicating it has been addressed by executives and/or their reps. The only posts I have noticed being deleted are ones that violate the Terms of Use. How do you know that some of the problems are NOT related to local environment? Have you ever seen a computer that has been in the house of a smoker? Frustrate buyers? That one is on you...you let yourself become frustrated.
I am done, Apple will continue to pull posts that are in violation of the ToU, you want your posts to stay...don't post in violation of the ToU.