My AirPods Pro butchers any voice to text that I use on any device

Hello Aaronpd,

​Thank you for using the Apple Support Communities. It looks like you're running into an issue using dictation functions with your AirPods Pro, and it sounds as though you've found the issue occurs with multiple devices. Is that right? We'd like to help!

Have you tried resetting your AirPods yet? If not, give that a try and see if that helps: Reset your AirPods

If the issue persists, try switching the active microphone on your AirPods and test both the left and the right. Does the issue persist with both, or does one work? Here's how to Change the settings of your AirPods and AirPods Pro:

"Set Microphone to left, right, or automatic

There's a microphone in each AirPod, so you can make phone calls and use Siri. By default, Microphone is set to Automatic, so that either of your AirPods can act as the microphone. If you're using only one AirPod, that AirPod will be the microphone.

You can also set Microphone to Always Left or Always Right. These set the microphone to either the left or right AirPod. That AirPod will be the microphone even if you remove it from your ear or put it in the case."

Let us know what you find through testing. The results will help to work out the best next steps.

Take care.

Hi Aaronpd,

Thanks for letting us know that helped! Glad to hear it. Have a good one.