Hi there SmirkingViper,
Thank you for using the Apple Support Communities! We understand you're running into issues when using Safari and we'd like to help however we can.
Can you confirm which device this is happening on? Your profile shows you're using an iPhone but you've selected the macOS Community to create your post. Depending on which device this happens on, select the most relevant article below and try the steps within, to see if that helps resolve the issue:
If Safari on Mac doesn't open a webpage or isn’t working as expected
If Safari displays a blank page or quits on your iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch
If you need more help, reply back to this post and tell us which device you're using, the software version you're running on your device, and if this happens while connected to Wi-Fi, Ethernet or cellular data.
Best regards.