Already done. I reverted back to the original battery. Everything visible and as per the installation guides is ok. Unless there's something under the logic board that was pulled loose it's as factory. I scanned under the logic board with a flashlight to see if there was anything obvious under there that could be pulled or knocked loose when the battery was removed and did not see anything obvious. Unless there is a ribbon cable under there that is responsible for hard drive sensor connectivity, I don't think I've overlooked anything.
With the original battery in place, the fans go to 100% and the CPU is at ~500% usage, so this behavior *is* due to the disturbance of the chassis and/or installation of the battery. I'm afraid I may have simply aggrevated an existing fault. The original batteries were more swollen than I thought. There was a lot of pressure inside this unibody case.
I was hoping that a new SSD would be the solution, but it seems the sensor array is native to the logic board.