Emoji

Guys, I’ve made a discovery. This is very important and deserves the upmost attention. Why is there no yellow apple emoji? There are green, and red…No yellow though? Did I miss an update? How could this have happened? Who did this to us? Right under our noses there’s no yellow apple. I feel betrayed, those of us who enjoy said yellow apples and would formally request an apology. This apology isn’t just from myself, but from the yellow apple foundation. The yellow apple has importance in our every day lives. It represents tranquility, serenity, deliciousness, love, and equal rights. Please join me on this humble request, as the apple community we acknowledge that the red and green apples are privileged, while the yellow apple is left to be unappreciated.