Apple media terms and conditions error

Anytime I go to accept the new terms and conditions in the App Store after trying to download a new app or update an old app, it shows me an error message. I cannot, for the life of me, get it to stop.

Things I’ve tried:

• Updating my software to the newest update
• Restarting my phone
• Restarting my network
• Logging out and back into my iCloud
• Resetting my password
• Eating a ton of comfort snacks and crying about it on the internet